- I got a lot more done in a day before I had @netflix and a vibrator. 07:13:09 PM June 11, 2013 from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Scorpios are really suspicious people. Which totally explains why I think the Zodiac is bull shit. 12:10:39 AM June 11, 2013 from Twitter for iPad ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Twitter, I just don't care about you anymore. 04:40:23 AM June 10, 2013 from Twitter for Android ReplyRetweetFavorite
- "@sfravel: @abigoliah this is where you walk up & say, "please tell me you're planning a wedding?! Cause you 2 are sooooo cute"" good idea! 01:25:23 AM June 10, 2013 from Twitter for Android ReplyRetweetFavorite
- I am clearly sitting across from first date. It's fascinating. He likes basketball, she's now talking about watch a child take a public shit 12:50:35 AM June 10, 2013 from Twitter for Android ReplyRetweetFavorite
Category Archives: Boys/Sex
I go to Planned Parenthood for my annual exam. It’s cheap if you’re a poor yoga/comedian and nothing makes me happier than spending 3-4 hours of my day off in a windowless room waiting to be pantsless on my back. … Continue reading
…and as soon as I learn how to upload things…the quality will be better.